mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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you know what the problem with this new meme is

someday someone’s gonna get really annoyed by it and be like “ugh dude stop using that meme for everything it’s not even funny”

and someone will just respond “you know what? i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now”

and it will never end


dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone


You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.


america 364 days out of the year: god this country sucks i hate living here so much

america on the 4th of july:image

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when people make fun of you for something that you can’t change about yourself


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a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your control, do not let yourself or anyone else expect you to deal with it alone

- social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things

- if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, find something mentally occupying to do like reading a book or watching a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better

- nothing will always be easy, if you’re trying then that should be good enough for anyone. if it’s not then you’re talking with the wrong people

- never underestimate the importance of going to bed, if it’s dark outside and you feel bad just go to bed and deal with your problems the next day

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important   !!!